| : : Sign in to rate and Watchlist for personalized recommendations. Not that one. Easy A (2010) - Emma Stone as Olive - IMDb Before I met Dad, I had incredibly low self-worth and I spread my legs for anyone. It's very whore couture. Olive (Emma Stone): Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter," but isn't that always the way? Olive Penderghast Olive: The rumors are true. So what's with your new look? Evan Yeah. A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. : Olive Penderghast So it was time to put an end to this once and for all by telling my side of the story. What do you think I have down there? Yeah, I know that. : It is updated for this generation of teens - replete with FaceBook, texting and webcam. : You're wonderful. I also heard he was twice your age. I slept with a whole bunch of people. Rhiannon: There were a lot of people walking past, okay, someone could have easily seen. : : He can even marry people! Woodchuck Todd Wait, I can pay you! This is an obvious (and proud of it) homage to the great teen films of John Hughes. A whole bunch of other stuff happens too. Phil Lord gave me 100 bucks from Best Buy so he could tell people we hooked up behind the library. Release Dates : : [defensive] Rhiannon Olive Penderghast Actually that happened a couple-few times before we got caught. Quiznos Guy [with phony innocence] No, no! Unmatched by anything you have heretofore experienced including cake. Oh, no no no no. : How can we exhibit school pride when we're conveyed to others as Satan worshipers? "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Whatever happened to chivalry? You left your glass slipper at the party the other night. : So they got Rhiannon. Olive Penderghast Guys we were going to do this at the right time! : Olive: I didnt mean with me! What makes life valuable is that it doesn't last forever. [faces him again] [about the rumors that she punched Nina] Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. Olive Penderghast Rosemary: Olive! : I don't know. Just as long as *you* won't be there. Olive Penderghast Oh, haven't you heard? Seriously, thanks! Woodchuck Todd (Penn Badgley): (with his Woodchuck mascot head off) Hey Olive. Olive Penderghast We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. I had a horrible reputation and people said awful things about me. You know, you call me bitch a lot, okay. I was used to being by myself, but I have never felt more alone. I'm hearing things Olive Penderghast : Woodchuck Todd Olive Penderghast Emma Stone Easy A Monologue (changed a bit) - YouTube : Oh, clever wordplay. | Seriously, a coupon? Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. I'll have to get a lower back tattoo and pierce something not on my face.". Some of our partners may process your data as a part of their legitimate business interest without asking for consent. : : I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. Olive Penderghast | Olive Penderghast Just kidding! Anything interesting? Just once I want my life to be like an 80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. Marianne Is it not a minister? I was just hoping that maybe you could do the same for me? : Emma Stone had a 14-hour day of simply staring at a camera doing every single webcam and narration scene for the entire movie. Thanks for asking. Dill (Stanley Tucci): (interjects) A high-end stripper! Oh, you *really* do. : Olive Penderghast : Woodchuck Todd I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn't want me to say! I like it very much. Olive: Oh yeah! What do you think I have down there? : And the whack pack just gets bigger and bigger. Don't tell anyone I'm doing this - please [opens a drawer and takes out a handful of condoms, then hands them to Olive]. Emma Stone arrives at the Los Angeles "Easy A" premiere. It's not like I've actually been doing the things that people are saying I'm doing, but - then again - I'm not denying them, so I've just been wondering: is that wrong? Well, actually I told one person, but you know how these things work. For those of you who haven't read The Scarlet Letter, or for those of you who said you did, but really didn't, here's, [holding up copy of the DVD of The Scarlet Letter, 1926]. Ar-ra-ra! Olive Penderghast Whether I liked it or not, I had *a lot* of customers. Ah, well, rest assured it was equally as thrilling for me. Get it? OK, so we'll just say there's a "Hell" Pastor Will you listen to me for a second, please? Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. Olive Penderghast Just make sure you have an exit strategy. Rhiannon For a long time, actually a "long" time Olive Penderghast I worry about the way information circulates at this school. Rhiannon Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast Rhiannon If Google Earth were a guy, he couldn't find me if I was dressed up as a 10-story building. Emma Stone Nails Steve Martin's Planes, Trains & Automobiles Monologue [about Olive's pretend tryst with Brandon] An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. Olive: You know, not really. I'm here. You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or six months from now, or maybe on the night of our wedding. I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. Why? Now, bitch. Easy A Monologue- performed by Pagan McGrath - YouTube Opening Monologue from film 'Easy A' starring Emma Stone. : Olive: Oh, its nothing. Woodchuck Todd I got 50 dollars from TJ Max so Eric Ling could say we got it on during Chemistry. Greetings again from the darkness. Brandon Ask some of your friend's parents. [to Brandon, who is freaking out, as she takes off her panties] : Everyone knows Emma Stone can memorize lines, but she surprisingly memorized a monologue from a movie made a year before she was born. Easy A Teenager Monologue (Olive) Easy A is a 2010 comedy starring Emma Stone as Olive. Why do you want us to "take a bullet" if anyone asks if you were here all weekend? Not in high school. Dill [pause] : : Well, I was really hoping to get an "A". : I don't want to know anything from you. I like the pants. Forgive Me Father - Emma Stone 'Easy A' Monologue actingwithbitota 6 subscribers Subscribe Share 262 views 10 months ago Olive Penderghast has a confessional in the church. TOP 25 QUOTES BY EMMA STONE (of 174) | A-Z Quotes Anything interesting? : Olive Penderghast : How I, Olive Penderghast, went from assumed trollop to an actual home-wrecker. Okay. : But then, tell me this: assuming there is a Hell Pastor : Rhiannon Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. I'm gonna turn you around, and take you from the back! Olive: (erupts with laughter) Im sorry, but, I mean, really? Rosemary A reverend? Olive Penderghast [to Evan, about their imaginary tryst] Olive: Youre not really heading the right direction. Oh my God! Olive Penderghast Tom Cruise? Mrs. Griffith Olive Penderghast Although, you gotta love the Quizno's guy: it's the one thing that triumphs religion - capitalism. Seems as if someone's on a downward spiral. : His, with a capital H. If God wanted him to graduate, then God would have given him the right answers. Yea and I got pumpkin all over my dress too. Oh my god, dude. Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Brandon A slew. It's a comedic film with elements of drama, taking place at a highschool. You know, the sad thing is, Evan, if you'd been a gentleman and maybe asked me out on a date, I might've said yes. I liked Todd much better when he was topless. [looks up and sees a guy dressed in a Quizno's costume]. But the really amazing thing is, it is nobody's goddamn business. Olive Penderghast : More: Watch the Movie Click here to download the monologue ROSEMARY: I had a similar situation when I was your age. It was just that a lot of people had been asking me to do things and I thought it was okay, because it wasn't real. My apologies to Mark Twain. Woodchuck Todd Oh. Olive Penderghast What are your favorite lines? [to Olive] Easy A - i want my life to be like in the 80's movies - YouTube : Oh yeah! Evan Emma Stone's Easy A: 6 Things To Look Out For Next Time - CINEMABLEND Incorrigible! Olive Penderghast Mrs. Griffith Rosemary Olive Penderghast : From the movie's incredibly sharp script, here are 35 of the best one-liners and exchanges from Easy A. The stable and self-perpetuating end-stage in the evolution of a plant community. Yes. Brandon Rosemary Rhiannon first assistant camera: "b" camera (as F. Ulysses Domalaon) Filming & Production Please tell me the rumors are true! The kind that does it, or the kind that does it and doesn't have the lady-balls to tell her friend? Brandon Ew! No, no. Olive Penderghast Seems as if someone's practicing the mundane activity she'll be saddled with the rest of her pathetic life. : Hey, I want my Juicy sweatshirt back! Go forth, my son, you're a man now. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast [confused] It didn't happen! 2010 The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. The Young People Who Traverse Dimensions While Wearing Sunglasses, How My HIV Diagnosis Led To Spiritual Empowerment And Personal Transformation, 49 Awesome Heathers Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living, 35 Clueless Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living, 40 Mean Girls Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living. A big old s. : So the next day I had detention. Olive Penderghast : It's all I can afford. : Talking at an average rate of a million miles a minute, Emma Stones Olive isnt your typical high school student: Shes better. : [about Olive's pretend tryst with Brandon], [after performing her song at the pep rally], [while Brandon and Olive are pretending to have sex in Melody Bostic's bedroom; he yells], Personal Favorites - Film / comfort movies. "Whatever happened to chivalry," and lists movie scenes as examples (clips of which accompany her monologue), one of . Look it up, big boy. Olive Penderghast A heap. Paying me to lie for you, and calling me every name in the book. Beat it, ese! : : : : Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Tell me about it. No one talked like this in high school, but we all wish we handled teen drama with such wit and candor. In the end credits, as the camera continues down the street, at the end, you can see a City of Ojai police officer stopping traffic from the opposite end to allow the filming. [about Rhiannon] : And if theres one thing worse than chlamydia, its Florida. Ha Rosemary Why now? 'Easy a': Cool and Interesting Things You Never Knew - Insider : Olive: Due to his condition, Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents in Palatka, Florida. : There were a lot of people walking past, okay, someone could have easily seen. Rhiannon : : Yeah, right. Olive Penderghast Nor did Olive. : Theres a young man here to see you. Here Are The Best Free Monologues for Teenagers (Drama, Comedy, More Marianne [from trailer] Olive: Weve had nine classes together since Kindergarten ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didnt because you called it science fiction and refused to go. : Nice! 20% off of Bath and Body Works. See production, box office & company info, (Olive and Rhiannon overlooking the town). Olive:If hes so smart, why is your boyfriend 22 years old and still in high school? Emma Stone has a superbad confession: She's never seen the movie that made her a star, "Easy A.". All I could think was, "Great, now I'm a tramp! You must be related to me. Nina Rosemary We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. | [Olive looks at the condoms] : : Olive, do what you got to do, let your freak flag fly. Like "by George, that tree has reached the final stage of ecological succession". [On webcam] Principal Gibbons (Malcolm McDowell): This is public school. It's not true. Wooo! Aren't there, like, child labor laws against this? : : : Please do not. You're a slut. Her parents are the weirdest people I've ever met; and I live in *California*. : Dyed in the wool homosexual, that boy is. Olive Penderghast : It sounds like youre having sex in here; which I know cant be true due to the fact that you have a homosexual boyfriend. Rhiannon Watch Easy A | Netflix Rhiannon Olive Penderghast : No. [Cut to basketball game, last year] Right below our feet. Olive Penderghast A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. : : : Olive Penderghast You really want to know what my problem is? I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. : last week to promote Cruella, Stone delivered Steve Martin's entire "rental car scene" monologue from Planes, Trains and Automobiles without any preparation. Pastor Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth starting now. Anson I could be wrong, but aren't you supposed to say something or ask me questions? I'm sorry, but you gotta be shittin' me, woman. Brandon 2010 | Maturity Rating: PG-13 | 1h 32m | Comedies. Easy A. Brandon : I don't know when it will happen. 20 Wild Details Behind The Making Of Easy A - Screen Rant Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast While this one may not have the fully realized characters of the Hughes films, it actually takes things a step further in its commentary on many topics: family life, parenting, religious zealotry, rumor-mongering and the public education system.